【趣味英语】十大不写作业的爆笑理由

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【标题】【趣味英语】十大不写作业的爆笑理由(2011-10-12 00:15)
【摘要】 上学的时候，你有过不写作业的经历吗？聊聊为不写作业找的借口吧。#10 最高科技的理由i have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy。我用的是太阳能计算器，而当时是阴天。(后面的意思，你懂的~~)#9 最"权威"的理由the district court of appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment。地方法院最近裁定家庭作业是官方的不人道和非常规的惩罚措施。(于是老师颇感鸭梨……)#8 最有爱的理由my mother took it to have it framed。我妈妈把作业装裱了~(总不能棒打母爱吧~)#7 最经典的理由i ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise。厕所没纸了，只能拿作业纸凑合着用了。(亲，这个有点过时了.。。)#6 最无厘头的理由the nice man with the sign says the end is here. no one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse。我看到一个非常和善的先生拿着一个牌子写着：今天大家都完蛋。没人在世界末日前还做家庭作业。#5 最残忍的理由my father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls。我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。(老爸悲催了)#4 最高境界的理由i was too worried about genocide in obscure african nations to focus on homewo

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